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2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home.

 

 

 Amazing

Black hurricanes....
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston),
reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian
sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such
as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language'
that street people can understand because one of the problems that
happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the
seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of
the weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at
140+ MPH, thats too hard to understand

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket!
BLEEP be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren,
leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE BLEEP!

Perception is reality!

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her
screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and
hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from
the unexpected pain, the lion jumps back.  At the same time, it let go of the girl, and the biker took her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene and addressed the biker, saying,
"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do, in my
whole life."

"It was nothing, really, cuz the lion was behind bars. I just saw this
little kid in danger and did what I believed was right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the
New York Times and tomorrow's paper will have this on the
first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation
are you?"

"A Harley Davidson and I'm Republican. "

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

Needs to shut his mouth before i pop a cap! haha no im kidding, but really. Brotha fred should kick his ass. ;-)

A baby is born in china. ;)

From an e-mail citing the Federation of American Scientists (www.fas.org):
As tragic as the loss of any member of the US Armed Forces is, consider the following statistics: The annual fatalities of military members while actively serving in the armed forces from 1980 through 2006:
1980 .......... 2,392 (Carter Year)
1981 .......... 2,380 (Reagan Year)
1984 .......... 1,999 (Reagan Year)
1988 .......... 1,819 (Reagan Year)
1989 .......... 1,636 (George HW Year)
1990 .......... 1,508 (George HW Year)
1991 .......... 1,787 (George HW Year)
1992 .......... 1,293 (George HW Year)
1993 .......... 1,213 (Clinton Year)
1994 .......... 1,075 (Clinton Year)
1995 .......... 2,465 (Clinton Year)
1996 .......... 2,318 (Clinton Year) Clinton years (1993-2000): 14,000 deaths
1997 ............. 817 (Clinton Year)
1998 .......... 2,252 (Clinton Year)
1999 .......... 1,984 (Clinton Year)
2000 .......... 1,983 (Clinton Year)
2001 ............. 890 (George W Year)
2002 .......... 1,007 (George W Year)
2003 .......... 1,410 (George W Year)
2004 .......... 1,887 (George W Year) George W years (2001-2007): 7,932 deaths
2005 ............. 919 (George W Year)
2006.............. 920 (George W Year)
2007………...899 (George W Year)

If you are surprised when you look at these figures, so was I.
These figures mean that the loss from the two latest conflicts in the Middle East are LESS than the loss of military personnel during Bill Clinton’s presidency; when America wasn’t even involved in a war!

And, I was even more shocked when I read that in 1980, during the reign of President (Nobel Peace Prize winner) Jimmy Carter, there were 2,392 US military fatalities!

I think that these figures indicate that many members of our Media and our Politicians will pick and choose the information on which they report. Of course we all know that they present only those ’facts’ which support their agenda-driven reporting. But why do so many of them march in lock-step to twist the truth? Where do so many of them get their marching-orders for their agenda? Obviously there is one shared agenda, and I believe it is clear it comes from the most powerful Democratic family of the decade.

Do you want further proof? Consider the latest census, of Americans. It shows the following FACTS about the distribution of American citizens, by Race:
European descent .......................... 69.12%
Hispanic ......................................... 12.5%
Black .............................................. 12.3%
Asian ............................................... 3.7%
Native American .............................. 1.0%
Other ................................................ 2.6%

Now... here are the fatalities by Race; over the past three years in Iraqi Freedom:
European descent (white) .............74.31%
Hispanic ..................................... 10.74%
Black .......................................... 9.67%
Asian ........................................... 1.81%
Native American ........................... 1.09%
Other ............................................ 0.33%

I was surprised again. . .until it became clear to me that the point here is that our mainstream media continues to spin these figures (for political gain). Nothing more.

It’s all about politics and some politicians, who are now famous for turning American against American for a vote. (Consider Slick Willy and his comments just recently made about South Carolina, Jesse Jackson, and the ’blacks’ voting for the ’black’ candidates); or Hillary’s stump speech after her Super Tuesday ’victory’ stating that the current administration does not ’listen’ to anyone and continues the war costing precious American lives. But she should be made to acknowledge her own husband’s administration, without having an actual war, sent more soldiers to death during his regime—while also forcing the military to release Osama when we actually had him detained.

I hope that during the time between now and November, that intelligent Americans can decipher the facts from the spin and the spinners from the leaders; those who seek even more power from those that seek justice, the dividers from the uniters..

Over the next months let’s be good listeners (yes, Hillary we are listening) and see and hear who tries to divide our nation; and who wants to unite our nation.. Who wants to control how our money is spent and who wants our money spent the way we would spend it. Who seeks power and who seeks justice? Who spins the facts and who is genuine.

Recently a friend and I made a few 'prank calls' to the police station in concord (NOT 911!!!!) and just asked REALLY stupid questions, and just said really stupid things to them, (nothing threatening and we NEVER actually had them dispatch any officers to us) But apparently it's illegal to call your local police and ask questions? The last time we called they transferd us to 911 without us knowing And traced the call. They're now making us go to COURT, for calling them? I mean REALLY, for a few prank calls? Cops seriously have WAY too much time on their hands, I mean i can see them telling us to please Stop calling or somthing like that, BUT to make a huge deal about it and actually charge us with a CRIME just for having a few laughs at their expense, is pathetic. As if they never made prank calls as kids. But to the point that cops think they're above the law-  I've been in trouble before with a differant police station for something completely differant, And i was DENIED a lawyer. They decided to question me AT SCHOOL and apparently that makes it okay to say NO to me having a lawyer present? They manipulated me into talking, The detective actually said 'Ill represent you in court you do not need a lawyer'? of course she was lying and just didnt want me to have a lawyer present.  And of course when concord made me come in for questioning they said 'we just want to talk, were not charging you with anything so you wont need to bring in a lawyer', and OF COURSE they got me to admit to making the calls AND of course decided to charge me........seriously Cops are jerks, and liars.

I'm from the future. My people sent me here in order to alert the people of the past, of plan: X. I must stop it, or else the world as we know it will be no more. I have traveled the world multiple times, and attempted to save the future from the past. I started off as a famous rapper, and succeded with the name "Flowmaster 40", like the muffler on my car. No, I would never pay $80 for a muffler just because of the environment. As I was saying, I am from the future, after I was founded as a famous rapper in the year 5060, I became vice president of the international Canadian states of America. Don't question me about the future, that was the past's mistake. Only I know the true power of the flux capictor, which we must stop in order to save mother Earth. It has been hijacked by an evil man who is a self-proclaimed scientist, Sir. Alfred Gore. He has taken the flux capacitor, and started BLEEP rumors that only the biggest of idiots believed, the earth was getting warmer. Once people started to believe in him,  he started to tell the people of Earth that he was the only one who could stop the tragic state the earth was in, even though in reality it was perfectly fine. They eventually elected him president of the Canadian states of America, and led a false war against Albania. He then went to war with every country that started with the letters 'A', 'L', 'G', 'O', 'R',  and 'E'. He only did this to scare the world, which he eventually took over by telling other countries that he wouldn't nuke there citys if they joined him. He owned the world...well atleast 90% of the stocks to it. Since Sir Alfred Gore stole the flux capacitor, there was no other way to go back in time. So I, former rapper.. "Flow Master", smartest man in the future, Was world-proclaimed,  the third Jesus Christ (since I live in 5060). The people of earth knew I am the only. I climbed a latter to heaven, and made a deal with god, who adopted me and took me under his wing. He told me he could send me back, but only once, and at an estimated time. No one knows exactly when this happened, but we are assuming around the year 2000. My father, God, said he would have to take my rapping skills away in return. Causing me to talk like an idiot...to blend in with the culture back then. I decided to take this risk, along with being turned into a baby. I was sent to the year 1946, born to a virgin named Barbara. She was the husband of the 41st president of the United States(George H. bush) . He taught me everything about leading, and in it wasn't until 1992 when I met the man at a party...the Evil...Sir Alfred Gore, I had my chance to kill him, but God would never have forgiven me for that. As plan came to action, it was finally the year 2000. I ran against him, and I won. I thought I achieved victory when he disapered for 6 years, But when he came back with his outrageous bullshoot about GLOBAL WARMING. It was too late, people were already too stupid." - From 'My Life' - George W. Bush.  ;-)

People can't REALLY think Obama could run america? I mean seriously, When you ask stupid libs why they will vote for him, guess what the answer is.. 'Change'........ ? and of course NONE of them can ever explain just exactly what they mean by that. I dont even think Obama could explain it. They're only voting for Obama for like three reasons, 1) hes black. (keep in mind hes not REALLY black, hes only half), 2)He can speak well?(even though he never actually says ANYTHING)  and 3) He'll give the poor people more money than hillary will. America's going down hill...

 

 

also, Where on earth did this concept that 'Poor people deserve the same as rich people simply because they dont have a good enough job' come from?......I do NOT understand what kind of mind set a person must have to think that way.......

we must be winning.  :] 

It's NOTHING compared to the REAL fox news. O'reilly runs circles around you guys. ;-)